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Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Unhinged) Questions

Heck yes. It’s printable, huggable, and can be taped to your fridge like a motivational hostage note. Go wild.

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Emotionally? Yes. Legally? Our lawyers say “no comment.”

Nope. But it’ll definitely solve more than your crystal collection has so far.

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