Life’s a mess. Here’s a checklist.

A straight-talking, otter-powered guide to improving your life without reading 37 self-help books or becoming a morning person.

get the checklist for $29

Spoiler: It won’t gather dust on your bookshelf next to your abandoned vision board.

Self-help isn’t broken. It’s just… exhausting.

You’ve bought the books. You’ve highlighted the quotes.
You still don’t floss.
The problem? Most self-development advice is 90% theory, 10% “manifest your way to greatness,” and 0% actual steps.
That’s why we built a checklist—just do the things, improve your life, repeat.

All the best self-help books—distilled into one sassy, step-by-step checklist.

Atomic Habits? Read it. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fck?* Highlighted it. The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People? Dragged ourselves through it — twice.
We took the gold nuggets (and ignored the 30-page metaphors) from all the big names — James Clear, Mark Manson, Stephen Covey, Mel Robbins, you name it — and smashed them into one brutal, beautifully simple checklist.
No fluff. No “visualize your best self” essays. Just steps you can actually do before you get distracted by your phone again.

What You’ll Get (Besides Your Life Together)

🧠 Mental Clarity Moves
Simple routines, brain detox prompts, and how to stop doomscrolling your life away.
💪 Physical Health Basics
Hydrate, move, sleep — but like, without signing up for a Spartan Race or buying weird powders.
🧹 Productivity Without The Personality Cult
Get stuff done without needing to wake up at 4 AM, buy 12 journals, or become someone’s “hustle hard” poster child.

💰 Financial Sanity Steps (tiny money moves, no budgeting spreadsheets from hell)
❤️ Relationship Tune-Ups (because your grandma does deserve that text back)
🦦 Life Systems for Lazy Days (aka how to adult even when you don’t feel like existing)
🛋️ Lazy-Proof Action Steps
Because motivation is optional, but checklists are forever.

People are checking themselves before they wreck themselves.

Over 5,000 slightly chaotic humans (and one suspiciously organized otter) have already started using the checklist.

most self-help stuff makes me want to punch a wall. this was actually fun???

Chris

literally no one:
me: let’s fix my whole life bc an otter told me to.

Reily6

This checklist understood the assignment. it’s like chaos but make it ✨organized✨.

Sophia

Literally bought it at 2am during an existential crisis. 10/10 would spiral again but now with a plan.

zaneD

finally stopped procrastinating… and brushed my teeth before 2pm. thx Chaos 🦦

Hannah

Stuff you probably want to know before trusting an otter.

A beautiful, slightly unhinged, actually-doable list of actions pulled from all the self-help books you never finished.
Mental clarity, physical health, financial basics, emotional adulting — all broken down so you can just do things without having a minor breakdown.

Nope.
No “visualize your best self” speeches. No “just manifest it” mantras.
Just actual steps. Tiny ones. Medium ones. Life-reset ones.
It’s a checklist. Because sometimes your brain just needs a list and not a TED Talk.

You’ll get an email faster than you can say “I’ll start tomorrow.”
PDF format. Instant download. No carrier pigeons, no weird memberships.

Honestly? No.
You’re still gonna have bad hair days and forget to drink water sometimes.
But it will make it way easier to fix the easy stuff first — which, shockingly, leads to fixing bigger stuff later. (Wild, right?)

Send us an email. Or just yell “Chaos, help!” into the void — we hear both, but email’s faster.

Let’s get your life together—with a checklist and an otter.

Safe, simple, and way cheaper than therapy (but like, still go to therapy too).

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